redeyevision

Knee deep in the holiday season, the one where the hits keep on coming.

Only I thought this was supposed to be a vacation, one in which our sitter watches the kids most of the week and I bust out my 6" rims and roll high. Of course I'm not really sure 6" rims are desirable or how one measures them, but it sounds pretty good.

Or is it possible that rims are inversely proportionate to cock size?

Anyways, Duece, our 7-month old has infected bulging eardrums, making him round-the-clock pleasant company. And Shredder's favorite pasttime now is making as much noise as possible. I could be part of the blame for that as I (Santa) gave him a drum set for Christmas.

But I don't know if I'm cut out for this Stay-At-Home-Dadism. Love the kids, hate the mess and would hate not having a paycheck even more. It's just a good thing I met my wife while at my full earning potential, otherwise I'd have to get CUCKOLD 1 for vanity plates.

Society gives an obligatory polite nod and smile to the Stay-Home-Dad, but in practice it's much more treacherous.

In the meantime, I hope everyone enjoy's their holiday season. We love the festivities we can hide behind and pretend to be busy when we're just lazy, so that's the reason for the season.

If you have something exciting going on right now, please write and tell me about it so I can live through you while on spit-up duty.

Sincerely,

Ale8one